my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
i think this is the best post this gif has been associated with
Dear Yahoo!
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
forever reblog
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
Let’s see who’s over 18
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
I have no idea and I’m sorry
I WAS SINGING GIRL ON FIRE WHILE I WAS SCROLLING AND I GOT TO THIS POST AND I SCREAMED
*laughing and crying at the same time*

what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
it was gorgeous